I wish I had sum 1 in my special in my life.L.I mean if u didn’t have a boy friend in a long time wouldn’t u b lonely like me??? huh.Well no 1 is feelin me eather.I mean is it cause im too fuckin ugly,or too fuckin fat ????U tell me.There R a few peoplez I like but they aint feelin me. Sooooooo sad.I lost a good friend about 2 months ago fo sum 1 else but he aint feelin me eather.I cant belive I did dat………..im so fuckin stupid.I mean its not like we would b goin out or sum shit its just ya kno I really like talking to 1 guy at a time I mean its so weird 1 of them will think im goin out with the other 1 if he calls and we aint.N E wayz gotta bounce.

Holla back aite……

It's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until

recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric

expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first

time in the Western World, here are the true caloric benefits of sex.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With consent.............12Calories

Without consent.............187Calories

With both hands.................8Calories

With one hand....................12Calories

With your teeth.....................85Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection..........6Calories

Without an erection..........315Calories

PRELIMINARIES:

Trying to find the clitoris.........8Calories

Trying to find the G-Spot......92Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary.........12Calories

69 lying down............... 78Calories

69 standing up........112Calories

Wheelbarrow...............216Calories

Doggy Style....... 326Calories

Italian Chandelier.............. 912Calories

ORGASM:

Real........112Calories

False........315Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging....... 18Calories

Getting up immediately........ 36Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately....816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND

ERECTION:

If you are:

20-29 years old..... 36Calories

30-39 years.........80Calories

40-49 years..... 124Calories

50-59 years........972Calories

60-69 years......2916Calories

70 and over..............Death

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly............32Calories

In a hurry...........98Calories

 FATHER knocking at the door.....1218Calories

SPOUSE knocking at the door.......3521Calories

*~*Few Reasons Y Guyz Like

Gurlz*~*

1)We always smell good even if it’s just shampoo

2)Da way our hands always find da right spot on ya shoulder

3)Da ease wit which we fit into ya arms

4)Da way we kiss u N all of a sudden everything is right in da world

5)How cute we R when we eat

6)Da way we take hours ta dress, but in da end its all worth it

7)Because we R always warm, even when it’s minus thirty degrees outside

8)Da way we look good no matter what we wear

9)Da way our hand always finds yours

10)How cute we R when we R mad

11)Da way we smile

12)Da way u feel when u see our name on the caller ID after we just had a BIGG fight

13)Da way we say “lets not fight N E more” even though u kno an hour later

14)Da way we kiss when u do sum thing nice 4 us

15) Da we kiss u N day “I love u”

16)Actually, just da way we kiss u

17)Da way we fall into ya arms when we cry

18)Then the way we apologize for 4 cryin ova stupid shit

19)Da way we hitt u N expect 2 hurt

20)Then da way we apologize when it does hurt (even though u don admit it)

21)Da way we say, “I miss u”

22)Da way u miss us

23)Da way our tears make u want to change da world so dat it won’t hurt us N E more.

*~*Few Reasons Y Guyz Like  Gurlz*~*

1)We always smell good even if it’s just shampoo

2)Da way our hands always find da right spot on ya shoulder

3)Da ease wit which we fit into ya arms

4)Da way we kiss u N all of a sudden everything is right in da world

5)How cute we R when we eat

6)Da way we take hours ta dress, but in da end its all worth it

7)Because we R always warm, even when it’s minus thirty degrees outside

8)Da way we look good no matter what we wear

9)Da way our hand always finds yours

10)How cute we R when we R mad

11)Da way we smile

12)Da way u feel when u see our name on the caller ID after we just had a BIGG fight

13)Da way we say “lets not fight N E more” even though u kno an hour later

14)Da way we kiss when u do sum thing nice 4 us

15) Da we kiss u N day “I love u”

16)Actually, just da way we kiss u

17)Da way we fall into ya arms when we cry

18)Then the way we apologize for 4 cryin ova stupid shit

19)Da way we hitt u N expect 2 hurt

20)Then da way we apologize when it does hurt (even though u don admit it)

21)Da way we say, “I miss u”

22)Da way u miss us

23)Da way our tears make u want to change da world so dat it won’t hurt us N E more.